Not Pacific, not ten.
I know this really shouldn't be a big deal but...Jesus Christ what the fuck is going on in collegiate sports? Seriously. Leave the conferences the fuck alone. Colorado is one thing (I sorta like the Buffs) but Oklahoma (sorry Eric) and Texas in the Pac-10? Are you outta your fucking minds? I'm sure these are all perfectly nice teams, but they should stay in their own conference or make up a new one of their own. The Pac-10 has always been the Pac-10, and was an important fixture in the cultural landscape of my childhood. I feel irrationally fond of this particular group of teams, even when they piss me off a little (ahem, USC). So, just...whatever. Actually I think I might be over it already.