Wednesday, February 3, 2010

Video of the Day

This one's for you Burn, and AssMan, and CowboyDan. Don't say I never gave you anything.


  1. theOtherHeather2/04/2010

    You are sooo asking for trouble. You wicked, wicked thing!

  2. Rachel,

    I'm certain that you are impressing you current fresh crop of college kids with this type of posting. It's a really powerful statement about the kind of woman that you are. I'll bet they're dazzled. You Go Girl. I know I have a new found respect for you...

    That said, for those of us that have actually done something in life other than sell coffee, go to school and then observe & criticize others I think I speak for all of us when I say that you should probably go Fuck Yourself. I'm not sure if that is the academic term, but it's the best I can do on short notice.

    To whoever AssMan and CowboyDan are...if you're sending nasty emails to Rachel instead of posting here knock it off. Unless they are personally threatening or illegal in some other way post them on the blog. Trust me when I tell you that the ignorant, unexperienced, overeducated, pompous girls that read this blog are going to treat you like you're a moron regardless of the facts, so don't sweat it.

    Remember they're smarter than us just because they think they are. I think their mom's told them they were.


  3. mzthang2/04/2010

    OMG, I just started reading this blog a couple of weeks ago, but this is the funniest thing ever! Thanks for making my day!

  4. Anonymous2/04/2010

    Now, this is just straight-up troll-baiting. Amusing nonetheless.

  5. And you beetchess are responding just like we thought you would. Rachel does goofy shit like this every ninety days or so to get her traffic count up.

    Give her some love...I don't work cheap, with her on a temp prof salary and all.

    She's gonna be a Contenda some day...

  6. diamondsforhorses2/04/2010

    Talk about having a "Hard On" (for some reason Burn capitalizes it) for someone... seems like Burn has a thang for a certain feminist blogger. And why wouldn't he, she's smart and funny...

  7. By God, I think you're right, diamonds. All his blustering and screaming is the equivalent of pulling on her pigtails. Aww, how sweet!

  8. @ diamondsforhorses - Although I'm certain that Rachel has her share of admirers amongst you goofs you're going to have to count me out on that opportunity. I've got a better deal going on.

    That said, if she's having trouble getting laid and you're looking to hook her up maybe you should check out something like the White Ribbon Campaign. She should totally be able to find a girly boy that wants to sign up for your "Women are Eternal Victims" worldview. Maybe that way she could be both literally and figuratively "on top", ya know?

    @ Micah - I'm just right saying here in front of God and everyone that although I have been known to pull hair I have never touched Rachel's pigtails. Really. Believe me when I say I don't have a Pippi Longstockings thing going on. Do you have some first hand experience you'd like to share with the class?