Tuesday, April 5, 2011

Incorporate Your Uterus

It's the only way to protect it from your friendly neighborhood "small government" conservative, who reallyreally needs intimate access to your bedroom, your doctor's office, your romantic relationships, your relationships with your kids, etc. etc.

Incorporate My Uterus

pink knitted uterus hanging out in a tree
Also, can someone who knows how to knit please make me one of these? I feel like I really need one, but I ain't learning how to knit anytime soon.


  1. Awesomesauce.

  2. You could learn how to do that on a loom in like 30 minutes.

    In no time you could also make a hat. Good way of spending time while watching TV.

  3. Oh, my stepdaughter has a knifty knitter, but it didn't occur to me that I could make something like that with it.

  4. hippieMama4/07/2011

    I could totally knit one of those, but I'm afraid I would keep it for myself instead of sending it to you.

  5. Anonymous4/07/2011

    I'm just a baby beginner knitter, so Im scared to tackle something like that.