WTF

So, I'm looking for a particular kind of cheese slicer on eBay for a friend. And then there's this. Out of the blue. I was unprepared, y'all. It's a high-heel cheese slicer. With a pink heel, no less. It appears to be a real thing in the world. Which you need for your kitchen. The seller assures us it's very sex and the city. I would say some other stuff, but ... I'm not sure what to say.