How to Teach Your Kids to Be Haters:
- Be a part of a parents group who organizes an alternative prom once your hateful conservative school district cancels prom in order to avoid having to allow a lesbian couple to attend.
- Tell the lesbian couple, as well as any other social outcasts who you view as less than human that the prom will be held at location A.
- Secretly organize the real prom at location B for all the kids you deem worthy of experiencing the alleged magic of prom night.
- Let your kids watch all this hatefulness unfold as they dance the night away, secure in their unearned privilege, and feel smug and self-satisfied that they're internalizing your bigoted, small-minded, petty, hateful worldview.
And it's all done in the name of Christianity and Family Values, y'all. Please god my kids grow up to be thoughtful and inclusive and compassionate and open-minded rather than people with Family Values.